Life of a CISSP "In Progress"

CISSP Hamster Wheel

1. Wake up early, inspired to study ๐Ÿ’ก
2. You thumb through the AIO book ๐Ÿ“•
3. You decide you'll start tomorrow when you're feeling it ๐ŸŒ„
4. Another day goes by๐ŸŒ„
5. A month goes by ๐Ÿ“…
6. For real, you'll study this week ๐Ÿ“–
7. To get motivated you watch CISSP exam prep videos on YouTube from people with funny accents ๐ŸŽฌ
8. You even watch the "A Day in the Life of a CISSP" videos on ISC2TV ๐Ÿฆธ
9. The Day in Life videos really pump you up ๐Ÿ˜
10. With your renewed motivation, you start reading the AIO book again ๐Ÿ“•
11. You begin to question if you really want to get a CISSP ๐Ÿค”
12. You think ISC2 is in it just for the money ๐Ÿ’ธ
13. Your coworker passed the CISSP and gets promoted ๐Ÿ’ฐ
14. You're serious now - if your coworker can do it, so can you ๐Ÿ˜ถ
15. You decide to wake up an hour early every day for 2 months to study ๐Ÿ›Œ
16. To prove your commitment, you make it public you are taking the CISSP in two months. ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ
17. You schedule the CISSP exam 2 months from today ๐Ÿ“†
18. You wake up early for 2 days straight, then hit the snooze on day 3. ๐Ÿฉโ˜•
19. You start to hate the AIO guide ๐Ÿ“•
20. You wonder if anyone actually cares about Bellโ€“LaPadula or Biba - no one but people studying for the CISSP talk about those things ๐Ÿค”
21. You decide "screw the CISSP" - who needs it anyway ๐Ÿคฏ
22. Certifications don't mean anything ๐Ÿšพ
23. Your annoying, idiot coworker Bob gets the CISSP ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
24. You remind yourself "you can do it! Jeez, especially if Bob did it" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
25. Screw Bob โ˜น
26. You cancel your CISSP exam appointment ๐Ÿ–•

OR, you take Alpine Security's CISSP Bootcamp, pass the exam, rub it in Bob's face, and move on.

 
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